Mel Gibson & Britney Spears: Dumb & Dumber

The economy is in shambles; the Democrats are riven; the Iraq war is about to go into its fifth year. So, what better time then to talk about Mel Gibson and Britney Spears–perhaps two of the most useless people currently on the world stage.
I bring  this up because one website is reporting that Mel and […]

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Woman Stuck On Toilet 2 Years Freed! Not An Obama Or Clinton Story. Promise!

Is this story full of s–t or what?
The Associated Press reports tonight that in Ness Countu, Kansas, the sheriff came across a woman who had been sitting on her boyfriend’s toilet for two years.
I’ll repeat this so you don’t think you read it wrong: A woman, in Kansas, was allegedly found sitting on a toilet […]

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The Case of the Maltese Jelly Bean:Based On A True Story

There is a knock at the door.
“Come in at your own risk,” says the private eye as he takes one last slurp from a bottle of Southern Comfort stashed in the upper left draw of his beaten up desk.
The lights in his office are off. The only light is a thin ray of a fast […]

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Mitt Romney-America’s Straw Man

With almost 100 of his relatives campaigning for him around Iowa, the GOP’s favorite Mormon, Mitt Romney, has won the meaningless and very low turnout Iowa straw poll.
And, to prove just how meaningless this bunch of crap is–coming in second was former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee!!!  Who? I said, Mike Huckabee. Sounds like a cool […]

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Obama Wanna Bomba Paki Lackies; Hands Clinton Win On Silver Platter

I’m back.
Having not returned to these cyberpages for some time now, it is with great delight that I can do so by reporting that Sen. Barack Obama has handed Mama Clinton a virtual assured win in her quest to get her husband back to bed in the White House.
If the Great Obama (as he’s known […]

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GONZALES TO STEP DOWN; BUSH SAYS HE STILL BACKS HIM

The embattled U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales has decided to take his legal briefs elsewhere and will step down, White House insiders say.
Although President Bush still says he fully backs Gonzales, apparently no one else in government does.
Congress wants to know whether Gonzales presided over a justice department that became increasingly partisan, even going so […]

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