Comments on: Can You Be Too Fat To Fly? The Kevin Smith Story http://thefeldmanblog.com/2010/02/15/can-you-be-too-fat-to-fly/ Commentary & Journalistic Satire (And a bit of media advice to boot) Tue, 22 May 2012 03:53:24 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: Bea http://thefeldmanblog.com/2010/02/15/can-you-be-too-fat-to-fly/comment-page-1/#comment-22358 Bea Thu, 18 Feb 2010 14:22:33 +0000 http://thefeldmanblog.com/?p=1029#comment-22358 Let the fatties fly as long as they encase themselves in a body girdle so the excess flab doesn't spew over to my side. Otherwise, they need to buy an extra seat. I paid for my ticket just like anyone else, and that includes the tiny bit of surrounding air space. I am entitled to that space, and sadly am not liberal enough to feel I must endure someone's fatty shoulder in the space I paid for. Sorry, Mr. or Ms. Obese. You may be nice company--at a distance. Don't want you touching me, though. Let the fatties fly as long as they encase themselves in a body girdle so the excess flab doesn’t spew over to my side. Otherwise, they need to buy an extra seat.

I paid for my ticket just like anyone else, and that includes the tiny bit of surrounding air space. I am entitled to that space, and sadly am not liberal enough to feel I must endure someone’s fatty shoulder in the space I paid for.

Sorry, Mr. or Ms. Obese. You may be nice company–at a distance. Don’t want you touching me, though.

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