Could Barack Obama land a job in his own administration? Probably not, considering the 63 item questionnaire that must be filled out by everyone seeking a position with him.

Let’s see: applicants are being asked whether they have ever associated with anyone who might “impugn or attack your character…for government service?”

Obama, of course, was associated, no matter how little, with William Ayres, the radical who in the 60s had this rather keen interest in bombs and revolution.

Then, there is the very wrong Rev. Wright. Associating with the likes of him proved a nearly lethal friendship to the Obama candidacy.

Other questions ask whether there was anything in the person’s legal past that might embarrass the new Prez?   You know, smoking weed…maybe a little coke….that sort of thing. Oh, yes, nearly forgot, didn’t Obama admit to both of those things when he was a younger man?

The questionnaire, which will no doubt scare off more good people than it will screen out bad, even asks about former lovers!  What happens if you have to ask for an extra piece of paper on that one?

But–my favorite question is the one about whether the applicant for a job in the Obama administration has any enemies?

Well, for Obama–how about–John McCain, Sarah Pallin, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, a number of southern states….and on and on.

Nope, sorry, Barack. You have way too much baggage to get a job in the White House.

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