The jokes about this story are practically endless. Should you think of one, go ahead and email it or post it as a comment. The story is rooted (told you) in what is being presented as a true life story by the British newspaper Telegraph.

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Photo Credit: The Daily TelegraphThe paper appears to document the case of Dede Koswara who is covered in warts “with huge tree-like growths encasing his limbs.”

The papers says the Tree Man is hoping to marry after the weird warts are removed from his body—marry, or transplant??

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