Indian Woman Gives Birth To “Perfect Politician”-Baby With Two Faces

Posted on April 8, 2008
Filed Under Journalism, News, commentary |

Not to be outdone by the the story of the 15 year old girl who is only 1 ft 11 inches tall, an Indian woman has given birth to a baby whose political future is secure–a baby born with two faces!

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Photo Credit: The Daily Mail

 
This is no joke…I mean, we are talking about India, after all.The little twin-faced delight is one month old and can eat for two.

While some may consider the child a freak–for example, I consider the child a freak!–others might see a golden opportunity.

My guess is, both the Democratic and Republican parties in this country are already hard at work trying to figure out how to make use of a baby with two faces.

When the child becomes an adult, one face could look at you and promise you the moon, while the other face is saying nothing but bad things about you.

Let’s face it, this is a potential bonanza. Imagine a politician with four eyes, two noses, and two mouths! Think what kind of trouble that can cause!

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