The economy is in shambles; the Democrats are riven; the Iraq war is about to go into its fifth year. So, what better time then to talk about Mel Gibson and Britney Spears–perhaps two of the most useless people currently on the world stage.

I bring  this up because one website is reporting that Mel and Brit (her friends call her Brit to her face, ass-wipe behind her back) actually met for dinner the other night at Romanov.

Who would have thought that either one of them could even find their mouths to eat with, but, looks like small wonders happen.

The two ,according to the website, ate for some two hours. What the hell they talked about for that amount a time is any-one’s guess? Maybe Mel talked about his love of Christ and hatred of Jews?  Big topic with him, you know.

As for Britney, maybe she talked about what it is like to be dumb but still have the world at your feet?

The website speculated that maybe they talked religion? There’s a scary thought for you.

Mel’s Good Old Dad

The site points out correctly that Gibson is involved with the Church of the Holy Family in Malibu, along with his equally nutty dad.

Stay tuned. Great things can happen from small discussions. And, the Gibson/Spears discussions had to be very small, indeed.