The Associated Press reporter who wrote the original story yesterday about a Kansas woman who was allegedly stuck to her toilet for two years must have had his or her head up their own asses.

The story never passed the “sniff” test. The woman’s skin was even said to have actually grown around the toilet seat acting like a Super glue.

Today, the local sheriff is saying the woman “likely sat on the toilet continually for at least a month.”

Now, that is no small thing in and off itself, mind you–though her boyfriend now says she did move about the bathroom to clean herself and stuff.

The sheriff says of the house, “the smell was overpowering.”

Yeah, and so was this story.