Curse Of The Bay Area Bitch: Nancy Pelosi Says No Dream Ticket, Prefers Nightmare Option

Posted on March 13, 2008
Filed Under Journalism, Media Advice, commentary |

Let me be diplomatic here.  Nancy Pelosi is not only a superdelegate, she is also a super bitch.

The Democratic House Speaker is shooting down speculation of a so-called “dream ticket” with both Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama on it.

Ain’t gonna happen, she says.

Won’t be them, she says.

Take it from me, she says.

Well, I, for one, wouldn’t take a life boat from Pelosi even if my ship was going down; she probably would’ve drilled holes in it already.

What’s going on here, ain’t exactly clear

First, rumors spread like dog s–t on the soles of your shoes–wouldn’t it be great if only Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama ended up on the same ticket, a woman and an African-American?

Then, Hillary and Bill started fanning the flames taking care to make sure that everyone understands when they say there should to be a dream ticket, they mean with Hillary in the top spot. Numero uno.

Obama and his people say no to a two punch ticket, but seem to always leave a loophole open just in case.

So, why is Pelosi dismissing the idea?

Maybe because she would like to be asked to be on a ticket with Obama if he gets the nomination and wants to knock out the competition?

Or, maybe she would like to send a message to other superdelegates to stand by their man?

Or, maybe she’s just a bitch?

Pelosi has not been very effective thus far as House speaker; there are chairs in the House chamber that have done more.

Might I suggest an occupation more suitable for your charms ?

Say, dog catcher, or one of those people in India who suck the lint out of people’s navels? (They do that, don’t they?)

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