Woman Stuck On Toilet 2 Years Freed! Not An Obama Or Clinton Story. Promise!

Posted on March 12, 2008
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Is this story full of s–t or what?

toilet-stuck.jpgThe Associated Press reports tonight that in Ness Countu, Kansas, the sheriff came across a woman who had been sitting on her boyfriend’s toilet for two years.

I’ll repeat this so you don’t think you read it wrong: A woman, in Kansas, was allegedly found sitting on a toilet for two years.

And, not just sitting, but actually stuck to it. Not with glue , but with her own skin which apparently grew around the seat!!!

Like I said, the Associated Press reported this one.

The woman is 35. Her boyfriend just decided to call the police for help raising two questions: Did he not notice his girlfriend stuck to his toilet for two solid years? And, did he not use the bathroom for the same amount of time? What a couple.

The boyfriend, says the A.P. told cops he brought her food and water and asked her everyday whether she planned on leaving the John.

“Maybe tomorrow,” was reportedly her response. Indeed. Maybe tomorrow?

I don’t know. What do YOU think? This story crap??????

You just may want to watch out for this lady. If you meet her and she asks to use your bathroom, kick her out.

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