What a blow to his ego it must be. Here he is, Governor of the most powerful state in the nation, but when it comes to whores (sorry, alleged whores) Eliot Spitzer was simply known as “client no.9!”

Nine? 

One person who has commented on this blog raises the interesting question: If Spitzer is number 9–who the f–k is number 1? And what about those numbers in between? Who are they? What do they do? They must be special cause who the hell can otherwise afford a $4,000 prostitute? (Think lunch is included at that price? Just wondering.)

Speculation

Time,then, to do what every good news organization, like CNN, does at a time such as this: speculate!

Bush couldn’t be number 1 cause he’s so freaking dumb everyone in the White House would have known about it, plus he has this thing about being pre-emptive. Think Iraq.

Obama couldn’t be number 1 cause from what we hear, he is absolutley a 9!

McCain couldn’t be number 1 cause at his age it’s damn amazing he can even count to 1

Clinton (Hillary) couldn’t be number 1, though speculation has always had it that………

Will number one please step forward

Dudes, come on…this is the time to step forward with a great big smile on your face and tell the world -and Anderson Cooper- that “yes, I am number one and f–king proud of it!”

Tonight ,though, we must all give some thought to the poor, unfortunate fellow who is number 10.

I mean, come on, would YOU want to be behind Eliot Spitzer on something like this?