Okay, so John McCain says there was nothing improper about the “relationship” he had with the lobbyist Vicki Iseman.

They didn’t sleep together and she didn’t influence any of his votes on behalf of her clients.

Fine.

But, the one thing I have yet to hear McCain explain is: then why was Vicki Iseman with him so God damn much?

No one, including McCain, denies that Iseman saw an awful lot of the Senator from Arizona. But, why?

Did she like his company, find him funny? Did he think she added a touch of glamour?

I mean, do you know any married guy who travels around the nation with another woman who is not his wife and not even a business-associate?

Bet you can’t. Or, if you can, bet you know something funny is going on with that relationship? Right?

So, here’s the thing.

You gotta believe

Let’s believe McCain and Iseman did not engage in sex or French kissing..

Let’s believe that all those times they were together, day and night, she never once tried to convince him to side with one of her clients.

Believe that?

Then you’ll believe I can sell you the Brooklyn Bridge, cheap!

See what I mean?