Although we still don’t know who the possible vice-presidential choices might be for either Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton, let me make the following suggestion:

Sen. Obama should put Oprah on the ticket. After all, look at all she would bring to the table:

1)She’s a woman and would get the votes that would have gone to Hillary.

2)She’s older and far more experienced than Obama in just about everything.

3)She’s a television personality who really knows how to give out free gifts…and, if she can do it with her studio audience, imagine what she could do with big oil interests and military contractors?

4)She brings in the right demographic Madison Avenue likes.

5)She personally knows Tom Cruise.

6)She could be VP and still keep her daily talk show.

7)She is all about change (just like you know who).

8)Her house is bigger than the White House and the VP residence combined so both she and Obama can move in there and save taxpayers tons of money that can go to where it is really needed: the military.

As for Hillary, should she get her party’s nomination, her VP choice ought to be Obama for the following reason:

1) She knows more and could teach him nifty stuff about how the world really works.