Osama bin Laden’s “Extreme Make-Over”

Posted on September 8, 2007
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The world’s number one terrorist, Osama bin Laden, has gone Hollywood on us.

In his latest video, which is apparently skipping theatres and going straight to DVD and the i Tunes Store,Osama is sporting what appears to be designer robes, leaving the fashion world abuzz over which designer Osama used for the premiere of his first new video in years.

Also, Osama has opted for a younger look–his once grey beard now dyed brownish-black.

In his new release, Osama seems to be auditioning for his own talk show–maybe following “Ellen” in major TV markets?

He apparently has his own “Osama’s Book List”–he seemed to be promoting at least one book that he enjoyed. And, he appears to have weighed in on the current mortgage crisis in America—leading to speculation that perhaps he was one of those sub-prime home buyers???

Some experts think Osama’s new video signals that a major terrorist attack is coming. But, it is more likely that by appearing on television with his new outfit, Osama can now get a tax write-off that he otherwise would not be entitled to.

Bin Laden is urging Americans to embrace Islam…which will no doubt make at least one TV network here try to counter-program him with Pat Robertson’s show urging Americans to embrace Christ.

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