What will Prez Bush do? His brain has decided to leave him and head back to Texas–only proving the brain is somewhat retarded. (Oh come on you folks in Texas…you know you’re retarded!)

Having a brainless President in the White House should be interesting to observe.

Place: The Situation Room. The White House. Morning Meeting.

Sec.of Def: “Morning Mr. President. How are you today?”

President: NO RESPONSE

Vice Pres : “Mr. President, what should be tell the New York Times about the special rendition camps we built in Coney Island?

President : NO RESPONSE

Sec.of State : “Mr. President. You seem, dare I say it, somewhat distracted?”

President: NO RESPONSE

Sec. Of Def to Others: “Well. Guess that was a short meeting. Let’s get out of here. Oh, and will someone please re-position the President so it looks like he actually is reading the bills he’s signing? Thanks.