I’m back.

Having not returned to these cyberpages for some time now, it is with great delight that I can do so by reporting that Sen. Barack Obama has handed Mama Clinton a virtual assured win in her quest to get her husband back to bed in the White House.

If the Great Obama (as he’s known to his friends and loved ones)had kept his mouth shut about possibly bombing the Pakistan-Afghan border to wipe out terrorists , he may have stood a half way decent chance of being the first African-American President, though Hillary would have probably cut his balls off at the pass.

Turns out, Obama cut his own balls off. Just when the country is sick and tired of the longest war in its history (yeah, the Revolutionary War was longer, but we weren’t a country then…so there!) what does the novice Senator from the home state of Honest Abe suggest? Why, nothing short of bombing the s–t out of the Pakistan tribal area in an effort to kill Osama. And what a headline that would make : “OBAMA KILLS OSAMA.”

Just what Americans want to hear…a prolongation of the Iraqi War! That’ll win him votes.

Jesus. Anyone that freaking stupid should take his own name off the ballot.