How To Go Through Life Like Paris Hilton

Posted on May 19, 2007
Filed Under Branding, Personal Development, Public Appearances & Conduct |

She’s pretty (in an ice cube sort of way); she has tons of money; and she appears to have the IQ of a piece of burnt toast. But face it, who wouldn’t want to be able to sail through life with such ease, if not grace, be it man or woman?

Doing a Hilton

So, how can YOU go through life as if YOU were Paris Hilton? Of course, having some family member leave you lots of money and real estate wouldn’t hurt.

But, if your family’s idea of wealth is having a silver Amex card, then you will have to find other ways to “do a Hilton.”

Step 1- When caught driving allegedly under the influence, just tell the cop, “Sorry, I didn’t know I was in a car!”  That is a sure time get out of jail card..at least for Paris, so why not for you?

Step 2- When caught driving allegedly under the influence after having been told and having promised NOT to drive under the influence, tell the cop, “Sorry, I thought I was in bed sleeping.”  Now, that may or may not work, but it is certainly worth a try, so go for it!

Step 3- Make up your mind right this instant never to utter another word that makes any sense!  People will think you are a freaking genius or something cause they won’t understand you…and you can play it to the hilt(on) by pretending you really are a serious person.

Step 4-If you are a guy, ad the German “Von” to your last name–(e.g., John von Smith)-it will impress the hell out of people and they will excuse you for doing even the most inane things. Heck, you may even get your own television reality show on Fox.

Step 5- If Steps 1 through 4 don’t allow you to glide through life like Paris Hilton, then just admit that ,for everyone else, life is hard, and get on with it!

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